So it’s down to the last 25 days until the bar exam and I must say for someone who rarely admits to stressing out…I’m stressing out. I have constant headaches, I can’t sleep and I have started having ridiculously retarded dreams about this exam that would perplex Mr. Scorsese himself. I mean the most RIDICULOUS things . . . like homegirl is over here dreaming that they added a “Quick Fire” Challenge to the bar exam. For those of you who watch way too much BRAVO TV like I do, you know that I’m referring to the Quick Fire cooking challenge we saw weekly in Top Chef. Seriously? I consider myself to be a pretty sharp cookie, but a cooking part of the bar exam?
This leads me to believe that perhaps I should have continued in my walk down the road of Domestic Diva-ness, resuming regular trips to Williams-Sonoma (my favorite store outside of Target), and investing in enough matching aprons and Kitchen Aid Professional Series mixers to be the chocolate version of the ever-so-put-together Sandra Lee. Could have been a nice life. But I yet decided to massage my brain a little more and dig myself deeper into the jowls of educational debt by attending an additional three years of I’m-smarter-than-you school. Anyhow, I sit here, probably wasting time that would be better spent studying the ridiculous amount of material they give you to prepare for this exam, which is really nothing more than a drawn out lesson in malpractice because if you ever hire a lawyer who doesn’t look things up, then you should really consider firing that person and getting a job to earn back the money you no doubt wasted on their ridiculous hourly fees. So back to studying I go, because
I only have 25 days . . . four days longer than they (whoever “they” is) claim it takes to fully develop a habit. So let’s hope that I can master that skill and that this material just becomes habit. Because I will pass this exam the first time I take it. I will. And yes, I realize that I said “ridiculous” way too much in this post, but if the shoe fits . . .
One and Done.
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